2: Russian Meteorite

On Februrary 15th 2013, a small meteorite entered Earth's atmosphere and exploded over the Russian city of Chelyabinsk. Various different cars with dash cams picked up footage of the meteorite, and these videos were posted to YouTube. But what did the regular Joe have to say on the topic? Here's what I found...

KenniCrazy is the first off the mark with his opinion, stating without any doubt in his mind, that this event in fact marks the return of Chuck Norris. Equicar is not convinced however, countering this by confirming that the meteor heralds the arrival of something more. Obviously equicar is extremely busy, and doesn't have much time to explain, simply stating:

Thanks, equicar. I for one welcome our new space pope. Homer Simpson (and something tells me it's not the real Homer Simpson), has a different outlook on the arrival of the meteorite. 

What shit load of fuck indeed, Homer. What shit load of fuck. Homer doesn't seem to care all that much about Russia. He just wants the world to remember how they treated "tiny" (bigger in size than 75% of the countries in the world) Finland. Those bastards. While Homer Simpson tries to get his views across to the evil Russians, fixitluis is busy expressing his own views about life...

Thanks, fixitluis.

Lots of YouTuber's were busy commenting with their views on the asteroid. Some saying it was a UFO, others saying it was a nuke from North Korea. Sh1tabr1ck, however doesn't seem to notice the meteorite at all...

...while Steve Robinson thinks that Russia looks more like...

Meanwhile, Karlo Kupres expresses his distaste for the state of the Russian government...

...while Bob G simply expresses his distaste for the YouTube collective...

You tell them Bob G. Fuck off and get a husband, you sluts!

On YouTube, we get the real opinions of the masses on this event. We begin in Russia, with Vasiliy Petrovich...

Okay, Vasiliy. And what did Alex Delgadillo think of all of this commotion?

Thanks for the input, Alex. Even though you don't care, the least you could have done was spread the word about all of this. Poor Leon Skerritt was completely left out of the loop...

While RealmNinja puts into words what everyone was thinking...

I want explosions too, RealmNinja. I think it's safe to say, we ALL want explosions.

We finish up with a tip of our hats to jack simmons. He's the kind of guy who has his finger firmly on the pulse of what's going on here. While everyone takes in the once-in-a-lifetime, amazing footage of a meteorite entering our atmosphere, jack is here to point out the really important stuff...

Thanks, jack.