Saturday, January 25, 2014

1: China Moon Landing


On December 14th 2013, China landed a rover which they lovingly called "Yutu" on the face of the moon. I took to YouTube to find out what the regular Joe had to say on the topic. Here's what I found...








Trackfresh is the first of our users to have their say, politely requesting that the Chinese once and for all prove if America did indeed land a craft on the moon. I find it strange that he's skeptical about whether or not the American's landed on the moon, but seems to have no qualms at all about the fact that China managed to achieve the same feat. Starteller on the other hand dismisses this moon landing entirely, and offers FACTUAL EVIDENCE (denoted in capital letters) to educate us fools and expose the lies that blind us from the TRUTH...











Apparently "we NEVER went to the moon". I can't argue with you there so far Starteller. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. However, I don't quite agree with the next point about astronauts and camera film being destroyed by constant (and I emphasize CONSTANT for some reason) radiations. At least he offers a solution. We need to invent an "extremely powerful magnetic field" compact enough to, and I quote:

Whatever floats your boat, or in this case, space ship, pal. 

4cc3ss43 is simply terrified by the news. And I can't blame him. Nobody seems to be addressing the real issue here:

If they manage to start cloning moons, what will that mean for humanity? 24 hour werewolves? Endless night time? I'm scared people. VariousCamels only serves to heighten my fears even further, by highlighting another frightening fact...

Jesus. Tittyfucking. Christ.

Jay zaeh seems to have over-reacted a little following the news. He let's one little moon landing obscure his political views...

And while he's busy deciding what to do on election day, Jack Mehoff questions the validity of the footage:

Well excuse me Jack Mehoff, but you don't sound like the most expert of experts on what's real and what's not real to be making such a decision. Finally, now that they're on the moon, what's next for the Chinese? What is the ultimate goal of this mission? What do you think they should do while they're there? Over to you, lu lin...

The Russians have a different view however. They don't want any fucking around while we're there. Straight to work...

Jerry Perry on the other hand, is just here to have a little subtle racist fun....

...while Macdizzle Bizzle isn't even trying to hide it...

Keep watching the skies...

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